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Den här dedesöärande storyn kommer från H-C Edborg.
Vad lär man sig av detta? -Jo, se alltid till att din partner är på gott humör
när ni åker hemifrån tillsammans...

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.
The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"
The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did."
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"
The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."
The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket."
The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"

- "Only when he's been drinking, Sir."!

Det här mailet är så bra att vi är tvungna att återge hela innehållet.
Från Mr Scott Lakey, Crew TV.

-All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
-Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
-I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
-OK, so what's the speed of dark?
-How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
-If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
-Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
-Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Årets klart mest smaklösa e-mail, är en ny variant av
de s.k. "Nigeria-breven".
Här kallar sig avsändarna "offer från Tsunamikatastrofen" och vill att man skall sända pengar direkt till dem. Det är bara att dessa välgjorda brev är daterade dagen efter flodvågen slog till...som om någon hade tid då...
Finns det ingen gräns för hur fräck en svindlare får vara?
Kanske kan de som får breven sända tusen svar tillbaka?